I feel like you probably have a, like, full manifesto that you need to unleash.

Everyone thought the Belden program was going to be, like, centered around some sort of

revolutionary posture towards the America-KKKKKKKK government.

But it turns out it's the war on your oldest and most, I don't know,

undefeated foe, the FDA. I hate the FDA. Food and Drugs Administration. Okay, wonderful.

But what it sounds like, it's like such an unassuming name, but what they actually do is they worm their way into every crack of American life and prevent you from living free. I'm 32 years old. I like a good, I like a good chuff of smoke every now and then. I like, I like to knock back a dart every 30 to 35 minutes.

You like to chuff, Bruce?

I'm chuffing, yeah.

I'm puffing smoke out like a damn dragon.

And I, you know, I wake up this morning.

I see that, you know how I woke up this morning, too, Liz?

Easily?

Thunder.

Oh.

Thunder at 6 in the morning.

Was there lightning?

There was indeed. My room was filled with a white light and then my bed. Thunder at six in the morning. Was there lightning?

There was indeed.

My room was filled with a white light and then my bed shook.

I'm not joking. You know, thunder means lightning.

Yes.

Well, I got up and I look at my phone and I have a push notification from Smoke Talk.

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