Episode #2337: A Legal Eagle

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2017

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Andrew doubles down on his latest pop culture theory, even though he's not getting any support. He and Luke discuss Rachel Maddow's Tweet Heard 'Round The Liberal World and a recent follow-up interview with the "BBC Dad."

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0:00.0	And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secret to the stone cutters,
0:05.6	may my stomach become loaded and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.
0:10.8	Um, I think you should have to take a different dose!
0:13.2	Everyone takes the same oath. Welcome to the club number 908.
0:18.0	You have joined the sacred order of the stone cutters, who since ancient times have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth.
0:27.0	Now let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!
0:29.8	T-E-T-E-M!
0:36.0	Excuse me, who even are you?
0:38.0	I'm a Grammy Emmy Tony and Webby Award-winning and nominated songwriter, artist, designer, director, editor, animator, producer, collector, party thrower.
0:53.0	Oh boy!
0:54.0	Who can't fit in twizzlers in the fridge? I told you, is it Sarah?
0:58.0	Crystal. Crystal.
0:59.0	She likes me.
1:00.0	Okay, well, Crystal, you and I are going to have another twizzler talk.
1:03.0	So it isn't so much about what it is altogether. It's more about the modulation and what it is once it starts.
1:11.0	It's a little bit of a groove.
1:13.0	You're a little touch start yet. I don't believe you're seriously considering listening to these notes.
1:17.0	Well, you get a gold star. Let's get started.
1:24.0	All right, let's do it to it, Medudes.
1:30.0	With a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:36.0	This party is going to be off of the hook.
1:40.0	I know it is. I just can feel it right here at the top of the program.
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