Episode #2335: Can You Use That Word In A Sandwich?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2017

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss the last time they each had a good cry. We also learn that Andrew is much dumber than a 5-year-old spelling bee contestant.

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0:00.0	What are you doing in here?
0:01.4	Getting away from the bad news.
0:03.2	It's trying to, you know, realign myself.
0:06.3	You know what I'd like?
0:07.3	Uh-uh.
0:08.3	I'd like to be cragianically suspended.
0:11.7	Yeah.
0:12.8	And then be woken up in the future?
0:14.3	No, never wake up.
0:15.3	Just stay suspended.
0:19.0	Are you drunk?
0:19.8	TVTM!
0:22.8	TVTM!
0:25.0	You give out laser pointer keychains,
0:27.3	and you expect us to be adult enough,
0:29.0	not to play with them?
0:30.0	I mean, are you thick?
0:31.0	You're just pointing around people's crutches.
0:33.0	Uh-huh.
0:34.0	That's what they're there for.
0:35.0	That's fun.
0:36.0	This show really improves with age.
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