The basic plan we have for the family is the family talk plan. It's called all

talk. You get 400 anytime minutes which can use any time. There's another one

called even more family and that is 400 anytime minutes unlimited nights and

weekends. That sounds great. What do you do? There's more options. There's even more

family unlimited which is unlimited minutes and texting plus web. Okay so one

doesn't have texting. The other doesn't have a web. We'll just get one that has

everything. Okay well then you want the simply everything plan. Okay. There's

also simply everything plus. Which is what? Simply everything plus texting. What we

want is your own standard basic family plan with an satellite locator. The

this changes everything plan is what you want then. Great. So you're all

sad. You're all signed up. Now there is a nominal fee if you want to keep your

current phone number. Yeah I thought that was a free service. After you pay for it

is free. So. Okay. It's just a one-time fee that you pay annually. It's not a

one-time fee but it is one-time in that you only pay one time a year. Great. All

right great you guys are ready to pick out your sunglasses.

Ladies and gentlemen let us welcome Washington's fearless political

satirist. The court jester on the putt deck of the ship of state. Why is this man

wearing no pants? The answer will surprise you. There are many ways to keep one's

lips conditioned. I don't kiss for example 24 hours before a performance because

kissing makes your lips mushy and we cannot have mushy lips and be a champion. Why

would either one of you you know why dear God why. It's a P-A-R-T-Y because I

said so.

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