Episode #2325: Pulling A Beatty

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2017

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Andrew learned a dirty little secret about a regional chain restaurant on Saturday. Meanwhile, Luke and Carey spent their weekend writing, producing and performing in Trump-related comedy sketches. Plus, the biggest mistake ever to occur on an Oscar stage made for some great Academy Awards entertainment. And Andrew gets rejected by Twitter.

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0:00.0	This is the DJ 3000. It plays CDs automatically, and it has three distinct varieties of a name chatter.
0:07.0	Hey, hey, how about that weather out there?
0:10.0	Whoa, that was the caller from Hell.
0:13.0	Well, hot dog, we have a weiner.
0:16.0	Yeah, that thing's great.
0:18.0	Don't praise the machine.
0:20.0	Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again.
0:23.0	What a bunch of clowns.
0:25.0	How's he keep up with the news like that?
0:28.0	T-B-T-M!
0:33.0	Special announcement.
0:34.0	Did you purchase or receive my gift before November 27, 1990?
0:38.0	A Millie Vanilli recording. A ticket to a concert at which Millie Vanilli performed.
0:41.0	Or Millie Vanilli merchandise.
0:42.0	If so, listen carefully to this important message about appending Millie Vanilli lawsuit that may affect your rights.
0:47.0	Well, thank God we built you!
0:49.0	What a blessing for the community!
0:51.0	You know, this is beginning to seriously undermine my self-esteem.
0:55.0	There's a hidden valley ranch party in my mouth!
0:58.0	Listen cracker jack, if you're gonna be televised, you gotta be easy on the eyes.
1:02.0	It's no good if people hate looking at you.
1:04.0	You need a suit, a tie, and some bril cream.
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