Episode #2323: Outsider Sandwich Artist

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Luke joins the show from Portland, as he prepares for an evening of high-pressure live radio. Andrew is (per)fuming mad at the LAX redesign. They discuss these issues, plus an update on the bizarre Kim Jong-nam assassination and a story about a cheating marathon runner who was foiled by her own fitness tracker.

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0:00.0	I like to want to go traveling. I like to have a cell phone because it's really important to have a cell phone, especially when you're going to pretend like you're a business person.
0:07.0	And I'm a business person too. I'm a business person. I have pens.
0:14.0	I have a checkbook, okay?
0:16.0	And what's it I like to do? I like to go, like, can they have a conference in the hotel? I like to go down a mingle.
0:21.0	My cell phone pretend like I'm there for the...
0:24.0	Yeah! Uh-huh! Yeah!
0:27.0	Can you believe that they let me out on bail?
0:29.0	Yeah. Yeah! I have manslaughter, can you believe this?
0:33.0	No, I did it! No, I did it!
0:35.0	Anyways.
0:39.0	Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, I need 900 billion, no-no, no, Jillian.
0:42.0	T-V-T-L!
0:48.0	As usual, we have a lot to cover.
0:51.0	So if you pay careful attention, you'll have nothing to worry about.
0:55.0	That is totally absurd.
0:57.4	I know these guys are annoying, but...
1:04.0	That's all I got.
1:04.6	You know something?
1:05.6	That was pretty funny.
1:07.2	You should think about being a comedian.
1:09.6	The comedy fraternity of show business
1:11.7	is a fast-paced, nutty, funny world.
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