Episode #2312: Questionable Errands
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2017
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Luke takes to the very very frozen streets of Bellingham and almost crashes multiple times while sneaking into a Gym and visiting an IRS office right out of a movie.
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| 0:00.0 | Alright. Let's see if this thing starts. The cars have been turned on in like a week |
| 0:10.7 | and it's under about a foot of snow. Ah, you never let me down. Toyota 4Runner with |
| 0:20.4 | 250,000 miles on you. T-B-T-L! |
| 0:29.4 | Holy smokes! I don't know why I think that it's a good idea to clear all of the |
| 0:39.3 | snow off the front of the car with my bare hands. Hi everybody, welcome! To a |
| 0:46.0 | Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too |
| 0:51.4 | beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. It's another show |
| 0:56.5 | coming to you from a vehicle. But I think it's gonna be, I guess by T-B-Tail |
| 1:03.7 | standards anyways, an interesting one. I am perched at the top of the driveway |
| 1:09.5 | here on Alabama Hill. Of course, I'm just outside the Burbank Springs Broadcast |
| 1:14.8 | Center. And we have a very steep driveway and it is one half like there are two |
| 1:22.3 | sort of what would you call it. There are two tire marks if you will that go |
| 1:27.5 | down the driveway. Two areas where other cars have been driving. On the right |
| 1:31.6 | side it looks pretty clear and bare and okay. On the left side looks like a like |
| 1:38.4 | what they use in the Olympics for the luge. So I am about to drive down this |
| 1:44.0 | driveway and you will get to experience firsthand as a podcast listener. By |
| 1:50.2 | the way, this is T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. It's |
| 1:53.2 | episode 2,312 in a collector series. Andrew Walsh is in Costa Rica where I |
| 1:59.0 | believe the weather is very different than what I'm experiencing here. I am |
| 2:03.8 | trying to ease down this hill in my old-ass Toyota 4Runner. If things go |
| 2:09.7 | okay, I'll get out of here in one piece. If they don't, I will Bob sled right |
| 2:15.9 | into my neighbor cliff. Okay, the car is sliding. This is not a joke. I am not |
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