Episode #2310: Snowbound For Glory

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2017

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Andrew heads to Costa Rica just ahead of an arctic storm, leaving Luke, Carey, Poddog and The Bay Kitty trapped in the snow. Cabin Fever sets in and talk turns to Luke's Biological Father, why Carey doesn't like being on the show, and if there are any more Little Burbanks in the future.

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0:00.0	Let's check the death count from the killer's storm,
0:02.8	bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow.
0:05.9	Well, Kansas, as of now, the death count is zero,
0:08.8	but it is ready to shoot right up.
0:10.8	Oh, my God.
0:12.4	Damn you, snow!
0:14.4	T-B-T-L!
0:19.5	Oh, my God!
0:21.0	Woo!
0:22.2	Residue that horn!
0:25.2	Hey, in this office, we call it a freedom horn, okay?
0:27.8	Did we offend you?
0:29.0	Good.
0:29.6	Now we have your attention, and we have to win you over.
0:32.3	My empire is crumbling!
0:36.5	My mom's in prison for two years for tasering up to 22 dogs.
0:40.9	She's this weird condition where she smells like a cat
0:43.0	that happens to smell like hamburger helper.
0:44.8	Science is whatever we want it to be.
0:47.2	You're gonna blow them out of the water.
0:48.7	They're not gonna know what hit them.
0:49.8	Just keep your head up,
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