Good morning everybody and welcome to another highlight of human civilization.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams because it includes both of those things and if you'd

like to take this experience up to a level which nobody can even imagine with their greatest

imagination.

All you need is a cup of mugger of glass, a tanker, a chelsea, and a canteen, a jar of

flask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.

Enjoyed me now from the unparalleled pleasure?

It's the dope of being here in the day and the thing that makes everything, I'm betta.

It's called the cycled anusip and it happens now, oh yeah, savor it, savor it, well happy

December, I'd like to start with a human interest story about my garbage.

Now you say to yourself that Scott, how interesting could a story about your garbage be?

Well, not very but I'm going to tell you anyway.

So I have a garbage anxiety which the people who watch me live stream on my man cave know.

So on Wednesday night I have to take my four garbage cans, you know, two of them are

from outdoor waste and recycling and blah, blah.

So there's four of them and I've got this long kill of a driveway, so it's kind of a

lot of work.

Now I have anxiety about forgetting to do it because by Wednesday night, you know, by

the time it's after five o'clock in the evening, you know, I start really early, sometimes

three or four in the morning.

So, you know, that's the end of my day, basically.

So I often forget.

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