Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called coffee with scottens because that's what we're going to do and if you'd like

to take this situation up to levels that nobody can even understand with their human little

brains.

All you need is a cup of rum over a glass, a tanker jealous of stine, a canteen jerker

flask, a vessel of unkind.

Fill in with your favorite liquid, I like coffee and join me now for the unparalleled

pleasure of the dopamine the other day, the thing that makes everything better is called

the simultaneous sip and happens now.

It's going to be way better if I put on my microphone.

I have a trick for remembering to put on my microphone.

What I do is I leave it in the middle of my working surface so that there's no way

in the world that I could not notice that it's on and then as soon as I get my printed

notes I've got to put them down and microphones in the way so I move it down the way and later

you say, why can't we hear you?

Because my trick to remember doesn't work, doesn't work at all, I need a new trick.

Well there are a bunch of interesting things, I'll just go over them quickly.

There's a new discovery using a radar that there was some ancient waterway that snaked

from the nile to where the pyramids are and you can't see any signs of these ancient

waterways but apparently they were massive.

So that might be the big explanation of why the pyramids are where they are because

they had massive waterways to transport all the materials and stuff that they need.

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