Episode 230: The Discount King Is Here!

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2021

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Hear ye, hear ye! Well if it's anything like his last album, I think I'll pass! On today's programme, we're thumbing through Area Woman Magazine to read up on some Life Pro Tips, and we'll be talking about the guys I don't look like, which believe it or not, are all the wild and crazy and strange looking guys throughout history. Plus, we've got an update on using your balls like a penis, the shower routines of people who don't know how to shower, and finally figure out the right way to make a bicycle move around (shoot it??) It's one hell of a show, and I'm not just saying that because my livelihood depends on lots of people listening to it. I actually think it's good! And you can believe that because if you don't, Santa isn't coming this year. That's right...no presents!! And we LIKE those!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.

For a present you get yourself with no moral judgement from some omniscient (unelected!) arbiter, try YKS Premium. Wow, I wonder what's over there? Oh my god...is it bonus episodes of YKS, with video, and access to our Discord, and a bunch of other crazy crap? Yep. Probably so. And there's a mystery for you to solve over there too. Let us know if you solved the mystery. YKS Premium: Solve The Mystery.

This week's YKS is sponsored by HelloFresh. Knock Knock, it's meals for you to eat! Duh!!! Get your fork, spoon, and all that other stuff you love so much and put it on a table or tray. Then, do all the other stuff you have to do to eat food. Then, simply eat the food. It's just that easy. If you wanna try it yourself, there ain't no better website to do it on besides HelloFresh.com/YourKickstarterSucks14 -- That's where you're gonna get your 14 free meals and free shipping, alright? HelloFresh. Just add forks.

Also bringing you this week's episode: BetterHelp. Sick of waiting rooms? You know all the kind of stuff they have in there. What is that, a table? Good lord you have to be joking me. It's 2021. And these guys are still on their table bs. Well you can miss me with that. I'll be over here in a virtual waiting room, with no tables whatsoever. Just me and my keyboard. And mouse, obviously. And it's sitting on a desk. Which is not a table! I swear!! Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, with absolutely no tables, at BetterHelp.com/YKS.

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0:00.0	Well, it's time to crack another six pack of cake starters of this decent self-suck to you, man.
0:11.0	Cause I'm thinking these will stick in my body to be a fake and fake.
0:15.0	I'm knocking JL, I'm going mad.
0:18.0	I told, I told, I told, I told, I still keep drinking that garbage.
0:23.0	I told, I still keep drinking it up.
0:26.0	Cause I love it and I need it.
0:29.0	And this is your cake starters of the podcast.
0:35.0	Hello, my colloquial F.
0:39.0	JF, this is a dress to you.
0:42.0	I have an exciting new job opportunity for you.
0:45.0	I would like to hire you full time as my grocery store coach.
0:55.0	I'm willing to pay you a salary of around $8 a month.
1:02.0	Pays me a Patreon, of course.
1:08.0	I'm currently looking to hire, probably looking to hire somebody for this decision by the end of December.
1:16.0	So if you could let me know, you get back to New York to answer by then.
1:22.0	You would be my first choice.
1:24.0	So thank you very much.
1:26.0	I love the show.
1:28.0	Hey, everybody.
1:29.0	Welcome to YKS.
1:30.0	The newly employed JF here with a lay about my kale, Mike lay about.
1:39.0	I couldn't think of what to say about you.
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