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🗓️ 28 November 2021
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Monday morning! Quite possibly the worst time of the week, many were saying, until the saints and kings of YKS Inc. altered their release schedule to give us all a pep in our step. Thank God for those perfect souls! Today on the show, fate smiles upon us once again as the boys are talking Rob Rigglin', the Mither Beath Borger, and the Great Toast Rant. Plus, we got souls of inanimate objects to look at, new innovations in the butter shape space, and European guys hopping around in their living rooms for whatever reason. It's enough reason to hop in your time machine and listen to this episode over and over again. But you gotta start right now! Or else Mike wins!
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0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters |
0:08.0 | Hopeless decent stuff to suck to the man |
0:11.0 | Cause I'll make a decent stick in my body to be a fake at base |
0:15.0 | I'm knocking JL, I'm going mad |
0:18.0 | I told I told I told I still keep drinking that garbage |
0:23.0 | I told I still keep drinking it up |
0:26.0 | Cause I love it and I need it |
0:29.0 | And this is your kick-starters, oops! |
0:34.0 | The podcast |
0:36.0 | And like, hey, I was just listening to the latest episode |
0:41.0 | I was realizing that I think your guys' tone number is the only one I remember anymore |
0:47.0 | Like, I don't, I don't remember |
0:49.0 | I mean, I know my tone number obviously |
0:51.0 | Don't, don't say I don't know my own tone number |
0:54.0 | But like, the house I grew up in, any friend's tone numbers |
0:59.0 | I don't think I remember |
1:01.0 | So I was wondering if you guys have ever gotten any calls from people lost in the woods or kidnapped or something like that |
1:11.0 | Who are calling the pistol name because it's the only number they remember |
1:17.0 | Well, the show, like |
1:19.0 | Hey, everybody welcome to YKS, I am so stressed out |
1:23.0 | I lied, Mike, when I said I was not stressed before we started recording |
1:26.0 | I'm losing my mind right now |
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