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TK Kirkland Show

Episode 230: Someone Called CPS On Me

TK Kirkland Show

Loud Speakers Network

Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2021

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Episode 230: Someone Called CPS On Me by Loud Speakers Network

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, around the world, this is the meaning of TK Kirkland, you listen to the TK Kirkland podcast.

0:17.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the TK Kirkland podcast, again, we travel this country, you people go and make these decisions, you get yourself in such a situation.

0:30.0

And then my job to give you the information is up to you how you process it. So I'm reading this thing about your child, so tell me what happened, man.

0:41.0

So pretty much on daughter's feet, pretty much with the bed, but she didn't get a look at it.

0:48.0

Now, I'm going to stop you for real quick now, wherever you are, you sound muffled or you laying down.

0:53.0

Let me start with that.

0:59.0

All right, can you do that?

1:01.0

Yeah, I want to make sure it's right.

1:03.0

Say it again now.

1:04.0

Can you have me go?

1:06.0

Yeah, that's much better.

1:07.0

And ladies and gentlemen, the reason why sometimes you guys don't hear great quality is because believe it or not, this is the way I really like my show to be.

1:17.0

I like going to have a little grime.

1:19.0

We feel it to it.

1:20.0

That's a little static or you can't really hear.

1:24.0

I don't know why I'm just weird, but that's not the way I move, but I just want to throw that out there.

1:29.0

Well, go ahead, you're doing it with the bed.

1:32.0

All right, pretty much.

1:34.0

We have an understanding that if she does with the bed, she goes to get up.

1:38.0

Go ahead and wash get the sheep going and take a shower. So she needs to lay in and piss.

1:44.0

So how old is she?

1:46.0

She's eight.

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