Episode 23: Spring Has Sprung

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Greg is back from a big college trip with his son, so he and Alison have a ton to catch up on. Plus some frightening news about a recall that will affect tons of parents, frustrations with partners who do things last minute when you aren't a last-minute person, fake IDs, a call about consent, and more. It’s the newest Childish!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.
0:08.0	Childish, childish, this all freaks me out there.
0:14.4	Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?
0:19.2	Childish, oh shit.
0:21.6	Who the hell decided I was ready? Hey America, Canada, Europe, Australia, we're here. It's Greg Fitzsimmons.
0:29.0	It's Allison Rosen.
0:30.0	And it's childish. It's a really nice day here in LA.
0:35.0	Spring has sprung and I'm back from a big trip.
0:40.0	Allison is settling in, feeling good.
0:44.0	I, and I wish we had some kind of like the sound of confetti falling.
0:52.0	Just it's like a little, imagine that some kind of maybe like an
0:56.0	airhorn. What are other celebratory sounds?
1:03.0	Farts, when I fart, I feel so happy.
1:06.0	Really?
1:07.0	Oh yeah, and in my house it's a form of commute.
1:09.0	We're like Wales.
1:10.0	Everybody in the family fartes as loud as they can and everybody laughs every time.
1:15.0	If there's a smell, it's even better. Everybody gives a good reaction to it.
1:19.0	I was giving dinner to Elliot last night.
1:21.0	By the way, this is not even the cause for the celebratory sounds.
1:25.2	We're going to get to that in a second.
1:26.2	This is a fart, a fart story.
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