Episode 23.5: Stormbreaker

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film:film Reviews, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.7 • 616 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

It's time: KJB has finally watched Stormbreaker, the absolute box office failure of an attempt to create a film series based on the young adult Alex Rider novels by Anthony Horowitz.A british schoolboy must infiltrate the secret base of computer entrepreneur Mickey Rourke and figure out just what da heck is going on- while avoiding the worst jellyfish model this earth has ever known.And to help them with this task, they've got the irreplaceable Phoebe Roy! Find Phoebe athttps://twitter.com/prhroy And listen to 10K Posts athttps://twitter.com/10kpostspod AND listen to Masters of Our Domain, with previous guest Milo Edwards, athttps://twitter.com/mastersofpod Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/60192768*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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0:00.0	Not very British, I'd have said, not very cricket, huh?
0:19.3	Hello and welcome to a bonus episode of Kill James Bond.
0:23.7	I am Alice Goldwell Kelly, joining me as usual are Abigail Thorne and Devon, and we have a very special guest.
0:31.0	We have Phoebe Roy.
0:32.0	Hello.
0:33.0	Phoebe, how's it going?
0:34.6	I have the coronavirus.
0:37.2	I don't know what's happening.
0:38.9	I've got coloured shapes in the corner of my eyes.
0:41.7	I haven't been out of the house for almost a week.
0:44.7	Let's do this.
0:46.0	And with that in mind,
0:47.5	perfect mindset.
0:48.4	Yeah, we got you to talk about a fever dream movie in and of itself.
0:55.0	I'm real sorry about this one.
0:57.0	I'm real sorry.
0:58.0	This is my pick.
1:00.0	And I think it's one of the worst films I've ever seen in my life.
1:04.0	Yes.
1:05.0	It's Stormbreaker, which is an adaptation of Anthony Horowitz's, the first of a series of novels, about child spy Alex Ryder.
1:18.0	Anyone read the novels as a kid?
1:19.9	Because I definitely did.
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