I was drunk when I recorded this.

I'm drunk now while I'm editing this.

And with God as my fucking witness,

I will be drunk when you are listening to this.

If it is at any point, on the day it's released or the week afterwards.

Ding dong merrily on fucking high, boys.

Merry Crim, it's been a beautiful year.

You there, Bond, what day is this?

Why, sir, is Bondmas?

My sir, it's Christmas Day.

Been visited by, been visited by the ghosts of three James Bond's who have come to us to make us realize

that we have been cruel to you.

I am the ghost of Bond's present.

I'm the ghost of Bond's present. I'm the ghost of Bond's past. And we have grouchy Daniel Craig as Bond's future.

And the lesson for us is that we've been cruel for you, the viewer.

You've given us so much for this Christmas, and we've given you so little.

You've given us a million downloads, an absurd number.

And in return, we offered you the chance to vote on what our next episode could be, and it could be anything.

And what you did with without trust, with the

sacred trust that we placed with you

is you fucking

wasted it, you stupid

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