Episode #2298: Probably, Dude
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2017
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew discuss their plans for inauguration day. One plan involves border security. The other involves eggnog. Plus, "fix-it cafes" are popping-up around the country. And Japanese bidet manufacturers have decided to create a universal bidet language. Special thanks to Brian Joyce and Jacqueline Justice for supporting today's episode!
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| 0:00.0 | It's my responsibility to fix this. I'm going to brighten the mood by telling a few jokes. |
| 0:05.0 | Try this one on for size. |
| 0:07.0 | I don't care for cheese. |
| 0:09.0 | I'm a... |
| 0:11.0 | ...curred... |
| 0:12.0 | ...mudgeon. |
| 0:15.0 | Well... |
| 0:17.0 | ...you're too tired for humor. |
| 0:19.0 | TVTL! |
| 0:25.0 | Oh good. |
| 0:26.0 | Here we all are. |
| 0:28.0 | Together again. |
| 0:29.0 | What face... |
| 0:30.0 | ...would your... |
| 0:31.0 | ...would your feet make if they could make a face? |
| 0:33.0 | I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. |
| 0:36.0 | I can't compete with you physically. |
| 0:38.0 | And you're no match for my brain. |
| 0:40.0 | I'm going to suggest that we have a little constructive... |
| 0:43.0 | ...talking time. |
| 0:45.0 | Not long at all. |
| 0:46.0 | I mean, maybe ten minutes or... |
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