Episode #2295: Billion Dollar Podcast

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2017

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Luke wonders why so many babies have glasses these days. Andrew reaches office-supply nirvana. They discuss these important issues, as well as a comedy night for the history books that took place in NYC last week. And they say goodbye to the Seahawks with the final No Point Conversion of the season. Special thanks to Bill Coats and Matthew Laninga for supporting today's episode.

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0:00.0	They're like karaoke.
0:02.0	Yeah.
0:06.0	It's good, you know.
0:07.0	It's something to do at night.
0:08.0	There's nothing to do at night.
0:09.0	Where can you do at night?
0:10.0	Bowling movies.
0:11.0	It's like a third thing to do after bowling in the movies.
0:14.0	I don't know if you ball or not.
0:15.0	I don't go that often.
0:16.0	But it's fun.
0:17.0	It's fun.
0:18.0	You can't find a ball.
0:19.0	That's the problem.
0:20.0	I don't know. Maybe you won't bowling.
0:21.0	Well, I don't want a bowling ball.
0:22.0	My whole life, every time I'm in a bowling alley,
0:24.0	I stick in my fingers in all these holes,
0:26.0	picking up the balls.
0:27.0	You gotta get your own ball.
0:30.0	T-B-T-L!
0:36.0	I would like to be president someday,
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