Episode #2292: Bidets For Days

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2017

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss the worst cartoon characters in commercials, Luke's new "intermittent fasting" diet, and Andrew's 100-step process to cleaning a bathroom. Plus, why a woman in Brazil has been praying to a Lord of the Rings action figure for years.

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0:00.0	I am going to be your new boss.
0:04.0	It's my greatest dream come true.
0:06.0	Welcome to the hotel hell.
0:08.0	Check-in time is now. Check-out time is never.
0:11.0	Does my room have cable?
0:13.0	No.
0:14.0	And the sheets are made of fire.
0:16.0	Can I change rooms?
0:17.0	Sorry, we're all booked up.
0:19.0	Hell convention in town.
0:21.0	Can I only check out?
0:22.0	I'll have to talk to the manager.
0:24.0	Do you not?
0:25.0	The manager? Even in your own fancy?
0:28.0	I'm the owner.
0:30.0	The co-owner.
0:31.0	With Satan.
0:33.0	Okay.
0:34.0	Just so I understand that in your wildest fantasy,
0:38.0	you are in hell.
0:39.0	And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
0:44.0	You haven't even told you my salary yet.
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