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Election Profit Makers

Episode 228: EPM Hiatus Special: The Alley Men In New York (1981)

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2023

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

David tells a story.

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0:00.0

The Allie Man in New York.

0:03.0

And so, my day there's this guy named Frederick and everybody called him called Jim because he was really, really rich and he had, you know, a big fancy sunny box really, you know, my phone.

0:13.0

Pick up Marsaur stations now.

0:15.0

Well, anyway, he came out a fancy fancy restaurant who's eating steak, you know.

0:20.0

You have lots of girlfriends and they went went, oh, goodbye, Frederick.

0:23.6

He just had a date with all 20, with two of his favorite girls.

0:27.6

One of his favorite girls, it was a romantic candlelight dinner.

0:31.6

And he was walking around the alley and he said,

0:34.6

Hey man, I'm going to turn on my nice radio full blast. He was doing good. He went, hey man, I'm going to turn on my nice radio full blast.

0:38.3

He said, hey man, I'm going to turn my radio full blast.

0:42.3

And I'm so too.

0:43.3

Might as we able to smoke a cigarette.

0:45.3

Dana na na na and a...

0:49.3

La.

0:50.3

La.

0:52.3

Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha. Do do, do. Rock! Rock! Rock and roll!

0:55.0

You know, he just...

1:13.6

Just knee rock and the large rocking out.

1:15.6

And then he saw these bad men come around and plack with their jackets with skulls and

1:19.6

like he said,

1:20.6

Oh man, you come in, Minnie!

1:23.6

Oh, my man!

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