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Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Highlight of Human Civilization, which, by the way, is not a very high bar today.

I've seen human civilization.

We've never been worse!

So really, if you're competing with the rest of civilization, it's your time, not much

competition lately, but if you'd like to take it up to levels that nobody can even understand.

It's so incredible.

All you need is a cup of rumour glass, a taker cell's a style, and again, a team jug of

glass, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid I like, coffee, and we begin now, the simultaneous

sip. It's the best thing that's ever happened to you in the whole world. Go.

Oh, yeah. That's so good. So, so good.

Well, let's talk about all the news. We'll start with silly stuff as I like to, and then

we'll get into the dark, dark news of which there's plenty.

Apparently the new South Park viciously mocks Disney for their wokeness.

Now have you ever heard a teaser for a TV show of any kind that was better than this one?

Is there anything that makes you want to watch South Park more than knowing that they're

going to mock Disney for Disney's wokeness and ruining all their movies and turning them

to shit?

I am so there. I don't know if it's out already, but it might be out today.

Oh, it's up to you. You've already seen it? People say it's great.

Yeah. Honest to God, I can't imagine a more provocative or inviting, you know, commercial

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