Latvata. Good morning, everybody. And welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams. Sometimes just CWSA, if you're in the cool group,

you want people to wonder what you're talking about. You don't want to give up too much.

Just say, oh, yeah, I was watching CWSA. You don't know what that is. Oh, I feel sorry for you.

But for the rest of you, if you'd like to take this experience up to levels,

then you'll be talking about for decades. All you need is a cup of mug or a glass,

a tanker, a cell, a styrofoam, a canteen, a jug of glass, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid I like, coffee. Enjoyed me now, and all the rest of you colonizers.

For the simultaneous step. Half as now, go.

Yeah, that's some good stuff right there.

Well, if you don't mind, would you agree that we need a light news day?

Everybody on board for this? I don't know about you, but my brain and body have just been crushed.

Lately, and while we cannot ignore the horrors that are happening around the world,

we can take a little bit of a time off. So I'm going to talk about some silly news today.

I mean, it's real news. It's in the headlines, but most of it is kind of silly.

And I don't know if you've noticed. Oh, I can't show you that. Don't look yet. Don't look.

I'm going to show you how a hypnotist sees politics on the whiteboard.

But first, there's a video out of a representative, Jamal Bowman, a proud member of the so-called squad,

but really not the not the member that the rest of the squad is too proud of at the moment,

because he's the one that pulled the fire alarm, and now we see video of him tearing off the signs

of the door that say something about the alarm. And it turns out that everything he said about that

event was a lie, and it's all on video. Now, there's not much to say about it,

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