Episode #2270: You Said, Stu Said

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2016

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Stu 'The StuBot' Neuman joins the show to discuss T.J. Miller's citizens arrest, how Luke almost missed his cruise this weekend, and whether or not Andrew should root for the Vikings. And a very special birthday girl joins the show to talk about corn dogs and other birthday foods.

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0:00.0	And that's how I got to where I am, so what do you got?
0:05.0	Okay, here it is.
0:08.0	Bit soup.
0:10.0	It's like alphabet soup, but it's ones and zeros instead of the letters.
0:19.0	Because it's binary, you know, binary is just ones and zero.
0:23.0	Yeah, I know what binary is.
0:24.0	Jesus Christ, I memorized the hexadecimal time tables when I was 14 writing machine code.
0:29.0	Okay, ask me what nine times F is.
0:31.0	It's 11.5.
0:33.0	I do not need you telling me what binary is.
0:35.0	Just like I don't need you thinking about soup or taking pictures of it.
0:39.0	I need you thinking about apps, software, websites, Silicon Valley, all right?
0:44.0	Not...
0:47.0	Paris, Texas.
0:51.0	It's where Campbell's Soup is.
0:53.0	T-B-T-L.
0:59.0	It was the strain beginning to show on.
1:01.0	If I could sleep ten days at night in a rice bed, I could certainly last in this laundry bank.
1:06.0	This is what the animal sent to us.
1:08.0	He sent him his cabinet here.
1:10.0	Baby, up your butt with a coconut.
1:13.0	I think he was prepared to do it.
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