Episode #2256: Dude, You're Getting A Smoothie

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2016

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Andrew tells his epic story of computer repair gone wrong. Luke is having a chewing gum-related crisis. They also discuss a lawsuit over sausage and their complicated feelings regarding unicycles.

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0:00.0	All right, all we need is a tape spurt.
0:03.0	No, you don't get them until you pay.
0:06.0	Wait, we can't pay the price of the demo tapes.
0:08.0	Unless we take the demo tapes to the record company and get paid.
0:12.0	Hello, exactly!
0:14.0	That's not an MP, that's a YP.
0:17.0	You're proud.
0:18.0	Come up with the money and I'll give you the tapes.
0:21.0	That's it.
0:22.0	Okay, all right, now you're talking about my head.
0:24.0	I don't know this industry jargon, YP, MP, whatever.
0:26.0	Okay, all I know is that I cannot get a record contract.
0:29.0	We can't get a record contract unless I take these tapes and granted the tapes themselves
0:34.0	that you own them, okay, but the magic that is on the tapes.
0:40.0	That's an hardened soul that we put into those tapes.
0:43.0	That is ours and you don't own that.
0:45.0	Now I need to take that magic and get it to the record company.
0:48.0	Okay, and they're waiting for us.
0:50.0	T-B-T-L!
0:55.0	Oh, good.
0:57.0	Here we all are.
0:58.0	Together again.
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