Episode #2253: The Russellization of Luke Burbank
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2016
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Three days of a juice diet has had an unexpected affect on Luke. He and Andrew discuss their favorite political musical parodist, Bob Dylan's Nobel-level reticence, and a high-level Instagram copycat (who is probably not a troll, even though Andrew hopes she is.)
Special thanks to James De Pietro and Kat Schmidt for making today's show possible.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, if you will please direct your attention to the center of the room, it's just now time for the kick. |
| 0:10.0 | You're 25? |
| 0:13.0 | Yes. Can you believe it? Finally old enough to rent a car! |
| 0:19.0 | Ah! Ah! |
| 0:23.0 | Oh, it feels good to laugh. |
| 0:26.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:32.0 | Hey, now don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you. |
| 0:37.0 | Listen to me, you're the lowest of the low. You bring shame on your family, your country, and your ancestors. |
| 0:44.0 | They're watching you, God's watching you, and we're watching you. |
| 0:48.0 | That was great, that was good. You went for it, I appreciate that. |
| 0:52.0 | I could say big loud thanks, I could be too much for Tim! |
| 0:56.0 | Don't worry, because they call me Devo, because I can whip them good. |
| 1:01.0 | I'm sorry, but when I hear an undeserved compliment and mix my ears when I throw up, oh, your ears are always throwing up about something. |
| 1:13.0 | You might want to take some drama mean because you have stumbled upon a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 1:21.0 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:26.0 | Coming to you today from the Hotel Deluxe in Portland, Oregon, the Rose City by the Bay. |
| 1:32.0 | It's episode 2,253 in a collector's series. |
| 1:36.0 | Hi everybody, my name's Luke Burbank, I'm your host. |
| 1:40.0 | I said Thursday afternoon edition of the show, but really it's a Thursday morning edition. |
| 1:47.0 | I got on an extremely early airplane flight down here to Portland this morning, and thought I'd just be sort of sitting around, kind of twiddling my thumbs waiting for my Compadre Andrew Walsh to get ready to do the show. |
| 2:03.0 | But then wouldn't you know, I got a text from him at about 5 in the AM saying, hey, anytime you want to roll on this bad boy, let's do it. |
| 2:10.0 | So you just got a couple of early morning risers here ready to bring you some imaginary radio. |
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