I did get one good thing out of my marriage, though. I got a juicer. Pretty stoked about that.

Y'all like juice? Who likes juice up in this piece? Hell yeah.

Juice. Hell yeah.

If you guys like juice, get it juicer. Seriously, go to Crayon Barrel.

One-time investment of four to five hundred dollars.

And then for the rest of your life, you can go to the grocery store and you can spend 50 to 75 dollars on produce.

And you get a glass of juice in your house. And you get to clean the juicer, yeah.

T-B-T-L.

The story, the backstory for that one I thought was like, you crazy frat brother.

I'll tell you another thing. Once you step inside this circle, the weather never changes.

It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain always.

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner.

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

You're the only one with the capacity for such tenacity and audacity.

But more than anything, I admire your veracity.

Thank you for the enthusiasm. Can I get a wolf whistle or something?

She had a favorite saying, what would it be?

Life's a party rock your body.

Body's rocked. Five days a week, that's right.

It's T-B-T-L, welcome to a Tuesday edition of the program.

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

They don't have the moves or the muscle, but they've got the brains.

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