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Election Profit Makers

Episode 225: We Are Directly Between Two Ancient Sacred Relics

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Jon welcomes the newest members of the ACC. David worries about Tim Scott’s relationship status.

Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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Transcript

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0:00.0

My name's Vivek. It rhymes with cake. It ain't about thee. It is about me. It is about

0:09.1

thee. The United States is about liberty. So Fox and friends join us on the trail. We'll have some fun.

0:15.7

I'll see you out the trail. I'm the problem. It's me. Welcome to election profit makers.

0:19.6

My name is Kid Mid is the original Burning Man stomper. I'm the problem. It's me. Welcome to election profit makers. My name is Kid Mid is the original

0:21.0

Burning Man stomper. I'm stomping through the mud here on the playa at Burning Man 2023.

0:28.8

My friends and I flew in on their jet. We were promoting a new batch of freshly minted NFTs for

0:35.0

Burning Man and then the rains came and now we're stuck in the mud

0:37.8

and with every step our boots get heavier and heavier and it's really intense but we

0:42.8

we burners are a self-sufficient lot and we are going to Bitcoin our way out of this situation

0:49.1

and I'm joined on the line by none other than Johnny Johnny Kimball.

0:53.7

Hey, Burning Man, more like gaining man.

0:59.1

Oh, right. Are they called burners? Yeah, they're called Burners. Have you never met someone who

1:06.5

went to Burning Man? No, no, I don't run in your circles, you know?

1:26.9

I think I've only met two people who I went to a bar once with a group of people. And one of the people I was talking to was like an attorney for porno magazines. And he also, he and his, he and his girlfriend were big Burning Man people.

1:27.5

So those are the burners I've met.

1:29.5

Burning Man.

1:30.6

Mm-hmm.

1:31.1

Go on.

1:31.7

More like muddy man.

1:34.8

Oh.

1:35.9

Oh.

1:38.0

I, does Burning Man have a comedy tent?

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