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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

EPISODE 225 - If You Go To Find Yourself, Bring Groceries

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Comedy, Sports, Wilderness

4.9914 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

So you want to be a mountain man...  Join Hank and Kevin for a conversation about Dan Haggerty's beard, the real Jeremiah Johnson, liver recipes, ornery mules, Mt. Man hygiene, The Revenant and other complete nonsense. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, it's my didgeridoo impersonation.

0:05.0

Very nice.

0:07.0

Is it an impersonation?

0:09.0

Is that what you cover?

0:10.0

Like I'm in person.

0:11.0

Is that only for a person? I think that is only for a person and impersonation yeah well what am I doing

0:17.1

what is I'm not impersonating yeah I don't know what does the guy from

0:21.8

police academy do what would I call him? Outdated. Yeah. What would you call him? A noise artist.

0:29.7

Remember when that was really neat? Oh yeah. Like that you could sound like like a cop car. Yeah. Hey he can he can sound like a real siren or but I can sound like a real didgery do. Let's... Let's... Oh, my friend Chuck used to be super into the digery do.

0:47.0

Nice.

0:48.0

Did he go on walk about?

0:49.0

Yeah, no, he would...

0:50.0

So every time we'd go hiking, we'd up to some we used to go hiking to high mountain

0:55.2

lakes up at a mccal Idaho.

0:58.8

Him and me and Reese did that a few times and he would always bring his didger do and his dog that loved to eat

1:04.8

horseshit. Yeah. He brought his horseshite eating dog and his didgery do.

1:10.1

And good dog but there is there's no more annoying an instrument on the planet Earth to have somebody bring.

1:18.0

We've all been camping in somebody that can't play the guitar, has the guitar.

1:22.0

Hey guys, bm-powh, bho b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b m b m b m b m b m b m m b m b m b m m m m m m m m m m m m m to play half a song. Yeah I can play a little rush. Maybe like that one Oasis song.

1:37.3

Yeah I got that Oasis. What was the Oasis song we did in that? Oh, uh, two days. It's gonna be the day when they're throwing back to you

1:45.3

what by now yeah yeah what a great song it's a good song those two brothers two brothers hate the shit out of each other.

1:54.4

Yeah. The two Oasis brothers. The Gallagher's. How do you, like I have sisters, you know?

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