Episode 215 - Parakeet Falconer

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Wilderness, Sports, Comedy

5.0 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Grab your clipboard and a ballpoint pen, Hank's got his Life Coach hat on and is ready to impart some sure fire career advice you won't find anywhere else. The rest of the show is spent discussing miracle python spawn, rabbit predators, a Montana campground escapee and the Twilight Zone. It's a hot mess of randomness. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Talking about football now I'm in a bad mood.
0:04.4	It's like 50% of all NFL fans are just pissed off today.
0:08.4	Yeah, just in a bad mood.
0:09.9	Easily and the other 50% are like we're going to the Super Bowl.
0:13.2	We're going to the Super Bowl for sure.
0:14.8	This is our year.
0:15.6	It's buffaloes year.
0:16.4	Yeah, this is big.
0:17.8	Mm-hmm.
0:18.8	This is why it sucks.
0:19.9	There's no college.
0:20.7	I'm like college football.
0:22.3	Mm-h football. Way better.
0:27.4	Because if you're a Dallas cowboy fan,
0:29.0	you damn well better like college football.
0:31.6	You better have a backup plan. Yeah, unless it's 1994.
0:35.0	Every single year, if you're like, hey, look, and I don't care, look, I like the Dallas Cowboys.
0:42.8	I know that everybody now hates my guts.
0:45.8	Everybody treats you.
0:47.6	If you like the Dallas Cowboys,
0:48.9	everybody treats you like you're on some bandwagon.
0:52.6	Oh, of course you are.
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