Episode 225: Bobby Warrener v. Will Hannigan

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Bobby Warrener (comedian) joins the show to tell us about a real-life block courtesy of living with fellow comedian Will Hannigan. It turns out drinking, drugs, and comedians living together is a bad combination, as Bobby learns the hard way when he gets kicked out of his house after being very stupid one night. The story isn't all bad though, as it is a stepping stone to Bobby's (and Will's) eventual sobriety and they are back to being great friends. And we make great friends with Bobby on this episode as well, as we chat about teacher fashion, the newest in WHL names, Mr. Hands, underground rappers, and Stefan cannot resist showing Joey to Bobby. Plus, Bobby has gamed his algorithm to only show him nice things, Stefan brings a crazy Jordan Peterson quote to the show, and John finds a woman online who makes people pay her to come up with deranged baby names for them. If you want your algorithm to also have some nice things, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Brandon Ash Mohammed joined us in-studio for a fantastic mailbag episode, and with Stefan having a license in hand, John is now going to have to actually teach him what to do behind the wheel. Plus! We just launched some brand-new merch thanks to our friend Graydon Speace, and he made four absolutely killer designs for us you won't wanna miss. Every Patreon sub comes with a merch discount, so don't miss out! Hit up merch.blockedparty.com for all the stuff. Bobby Warrener is a comedian whose debut album is set to come out later this spring. You can follow him on Twitter and Instagram at @BobbyWarrener. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you have any questions or concerns about this week's episode, please call or text producer Dan at 778-288-9255. Start the party, Dan. It's like to turn it up. We're getting crazy going wild, fucking nasty stuff. Dude scrolling outside of a dump fire. Boom, roast, mad pub sticking up the first lines. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get on line and get on hats is blocked. We don't follow the rules, We don't want to go to school We don't want to get a job We just want to get a lot And get our ass is blocked We don't follow the rules We do whatever we work It's lock party The podcast Michael tweeted a duck Lock party Lock party My Mitches a fuck Lock party Lock party I quote And he's going to be in Mexico right now probably, right?
0:40.0	When you listen to this, he will be just returning.
0:42.5	Okay.
0:43.0	Is that his real phone number?
0:44.2	Yeah.
0:46.2	Yeah, that's his real phone number.
0:47.3	Holy shit.
0:48.5	Yeah, it seems like the new trend has been people messaging you stuff about me that are too cowardly to message it to me directly. Really? I kept going, by the way. Oh, did he? I think he eventually apologize, though. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Dan will send me some screen caps of people who will text Dan criticizing me. Yeah. It's like, well, you could, you can tweet at me or whatever if you want. Is your phone number out there? No, no, I'm too cowardly.
1:11.6	My phone number out there.
1:13.4	I don't know if cowardly is the right word, but it would just go to cowardly.
1:16.9	It would be horrible if I had my phone number out there.
1:19.6	Yeah.
1:19.7	Because people I think, people like Dan.
1:21.8	So I feel like Dan's not getting like scammed or what.
1:24.7	Like I think people would just try to scam my phone yeah well they want to
1:28.0	scam you at six fuck yeah I mean you're obviously gonna is he going to remember to edit that out
1:34.4	well he's gonna have to or he's fired so whoa hello friends idiots and friends who are also idiots
1:39.6	welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection it is blocked party this is episode
1:43.6	number 225 I'm john I'm step. And with us is a great guest, a first time guest on the program, very funny comedian, Bobby Warreners here. Hi, Bobby. Hello. I'm honored to make the 220. That's like a really good number. It's a nice round number. Yeah, that's really good. Yeah. You're, you know, I've been, I think I've asked you to be on and it just never really kind of worked
2:03.4	out.
2:03.8	So this is like perfect like 225. I know. I feel good about that. 25 is one of the best numbers. And then it's 205. And then 200 plus 25. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty great. Very good. Yeah, we had to get you on the show because you're leaving.
2:15.7	Yeah, moving to Toronto.
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