Episode 224: Caitlin Durante v. A Bumble Match

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Caitlin Durante (comedian) joins the show IN-STUDIO, as they were up the coast for a Bechdel Cast tour and decided to continue on to Vancouver for a few beautiful days in February. Lucky us! This episode is a weird time-warp, recorded a few weeks ago as Producer Dan is now on vacation, but what a time warp it is, as Caitlin describes a time that they were "frothing" with horniness and ended up in a weird Bumble situation with a guy who was very unstimulating conversationally, but was hot. So it is what it is. And it doesn't stop there, as we get into Roseanne's doomed comedy set, mullets, Heathcliff's "sexy" girlfriend, and we try to bet on the Puppy Bowl. Plus, landlords with weird solutions, a very sexy "overseen" text at a New York Islanders game, and Caitlin tells us about their new social media activity, which is stitching "I'm a Believer" by Smash Mouth into dramatic movie scenes. If you want something to believe in, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. Plus our whole damn back catalogue, which is nearly 150 episodes deep. Wowza! This week, it's another out-of-town friend joining us in studio, as Brandon Ash Mohammed returns to the show for a mailbag episode and we answer your burning questions. We also have merch discounts, an awesome discord, and the vaunted $100 Club, so get into it! Caitlin Durante is a comedian whose podcast, The Bechdel Cast, is available wherever you get your pods. You can follow them on Twitter and Instagram at @caitlindurante. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you have any questions or concerns about this week's episode, please call or text producer Dan at 778-288-9-2-55. Start the party, Dan. It's like to turn it up. We're getting crazy going wild, fucking nasty stuff. Dude scrolling outside, but a dump. It's fire. Boom, bros, mad pub sticking up the number lines. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get on line and get our ass is blocked.
0:22.3	We don't follow the rules to do whatever we want. It's lock party, the podcast I go tweeted a duck. Lock party. Lock party. My message is a fuck. Lock party. Lock party. I quote, we did a duck. Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots. Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection. It is a blocked party. This is episode number 224. I'm John. Stefan, were you texting Dan there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Thank you. And with us is a fantastic guest, a returning guest to the program, but the first time that they're here in person, one of the co-hosts of the Bechtel cast and very funny comedian.
1:02.2	Caitlin Durante is here. Hi, Caitlin.
1:04.0	Hello. Thanks for having me. Nice to meet you in the flesh.
1:07.5	Yeah. Great to meet you, too. I mean, I feel like, uh,
1:10.9	this has been a long time in the,
1:12.5	in the planning.
1:13.5	Yeah.
1:13.7	And now you're here.
1:14.5	I'm here.
1:15.1	Cause I was like,
1:15.7	I got it.
1:16.2	I'm coming to Vancouver specifically to be on this podcast. I know that. Thank you. Well, because, and not to blow up your co-host spot,
1:23.9	but,
1:24.2	uh,
1:24.7	you know,
1:25.2	I mean,
1:25.6	it was supposed to be Bechtelcast in Vancouver.
1:28.4	And then,
1:29.7	uh,
1:30.6	old,
1:31.2	old.
	...

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