Episode #2246: Opposite Brands Of Nonsense

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2016

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss their election night plans and the future of our democracy. They also talk about football.

Special thanks to Georgia Millward and Dan Patterson for supporting today's show.

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0:00.0	I will certify the results after all the precincts have reported, a final tally within 1% will trigger an automatic recount.
0:07.0	In the event of an exact tie, the seat is awarded to the male candidate and the female candidate is put in jail.
0:13.0	Once again, I have to object.
0:21.0	Today we choose the future for a nation.
0:23.0	And for a woman, people magazine once called an unnamed friend of the deceased.
0:28.0	Don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
0:33.0	Don't blame me, I voted for Coda.
0:36.0	I don't know who created Pokemon Go.
0:41.0	But I'm trying to figure out how we get them to have Pokemon Go to the polls.
0:47.0	These are the smart people.
0:50.0	These are the smart people. These are really the smart people.
0:54.0	And they never like to say it, but I say it, and I'm a smart person.
0:59.0	We have the smartest people.
1:01.0	You just woke up this morning and suddenly decided to run for president.
1:04.0	It makes no difference which one of us you vote for.
1:07.0	Either way your planet is doomed.
1:10.0	DOOM!
1:12.0	God bless America!
1:20.0	Indeed.
1:22.0	Hi everybody. Welcome to a special election day edition of TBTL The Show
1:29.0	that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:32.0	Do you think people will vote for me?
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