Episode #2237: Responsible Microcasting

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2016

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Luke almost has a Bill O'Reilly moment while shooting on location in Puerto Rico. He and Andrew discuss that, and they debate the merits of Dos Equis' new "Most Interesting Man In The World." And they play a song submitted by an anonymous (and worried) listener.

Special thanks to Jon Pelletier and Jack Reilly for supporting today's show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	What is my perfect crime?
0:02.0	I break into Tiffany's in midnight.
0:04.0	Do I go for the vault?
0:05.0	No, I go for the chandelier.
0:07.0	It's priceless.
0:08.0	As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me.
0:10.0	She tells me to stop.
0:11.0	It's her father's business.
0:13.0	She's Tiffany.
0:14.0	I say no.
0:15.0	We make love all night.
0:16.0	In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms.
0:19.0	I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada.
0:22.0	I don't trust her.
0:23.0	Besides, I like the cold.
0:25.0	30 years later, I get a postcard.
0:27.0	I have a son, and he's the chief of police.
0:29.0	This is where the story gets interesting.
0:31.0	I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trockadero.
0:35.0	She's been waiting for me all these years.
0:37.0	She's never taken another lover.
0:38.0	I don't care.
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