Episode #2235: Hola, Daddy Yankee!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2016

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Luke joins the show from Puerto Rico, where his very loose grasp on the Spanish language is getting him into some awkward situations. He and Andrew also discuss balding, toupées and and Donald Trump's favorite catch phrase. Plus, a look at the worst or possibly best Seahawks game in this week's No Point Conversion.

Special thanks to Julianne Foster and Kat Goetting for supporting this episode of TBTL!

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0:00.0	The band has had a few different names over the years.
0:02.6	We started, we were Teddy Bear's suicide,
0:04.6	but then we changed it to mouse rat.
0:07.5	Then we were God hates figs,
0:09.4	department of homeland, obscurity, flames for flames,
0:12.5	muscle confusion, nothing rhymes with orange,
0:15.9	then everything rhymes with orange,
0:17.4	punch face champions, rad wagon,
0:19.5	puppy pendulum, awesome pendulum,
0:21.4	penis pendulum, handrail suicide,
0:23.2	angel snack, just the tip, three skin,
0:28.6	jet black pope.
0:29.4	We went back to mouse rat, and now we are a scarecrow boat.
0:33.2	God, when I hear myself say scarecrow boat out loud,
0:35.0	I kinda hate it.
0:35.8	T-B-T-L!
0:42.0	It's people who identify as nerdy,
0:44.9	rapping about the things they love,
0:46.4	video games, science fiction,
0:48.8	having a hard time meeting romantic partners.
0:51.6	Losers in other words.
0:52.8	Well, two things first.
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