Episode 2234 Scott Adams: All Of The News Turned Funny Lately. Come Enjoy It
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2023
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Content:
Politics, Chinese Space Tractor Beam, President Biden's Health, VP Harris, President Trump, Pronoun Profiles, Ukraine Flag Profiles, Russell Brand, Fracking, Mike Benz, UFO Diversion Stories, Fentanyl Crisis, Anthony Blinken, Long-Range Missiles Ukraine, Tom Cotton, Joy Behar, Vivek Ramaswamy, Rep. Lauren Boebert, Free Press Suppression, Free Speech Suppression, Trump Gag Order, Fake Fact-Checkers, Fake News, AG Paxton Acquittal, Scott Adams
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| 0:00.0 | Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh! |
| 0:02.6 | Vlad, Vlad, Vlad, Vlad, Vlad, Vlad! |
| 0:05.8 | Good morning, everybody. And welcome to the Highlight of Human Civilization! |
| 0:11.2 | It's called coffee with Scott Adams, |
| 0:12.9 | and I don't think there's been a nicer, better, sexier time than this. |
| 0:19.9 | But amazingly, you could take it to another level. |
| 0:22.9 | Yeah, yeah, there's another level left of this. |
| 0:25.1 | And all you need to reach that extra level |
| 0:27.4 | He's a cup of rumogger, a glass of tank of chelestine, a canteen, jug of flask, a vessel |
| 0:32.0 | of any kind, and fill it with your favorite liquid, not like coffee. |
| 0:36.0 | And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dope being hit of the day, the thing |
| 0:40.5 | that makes everything better, it's called the silent adiosypum, go. |
| 0:48.1 | Well, there was a gentleman with a Ukrainian flag in his bio who wanted mock me by saying, |
| 0:59.8 | Scott, so Scott, who happened to Dilbert. |
| 1:05.1 | So what happened to Dilbert? |
| 1:07.1 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha, totally got me. |
| 1:11.7 | Well, for those of you who don't know Dilbert does run by subscription, both on the |
| 1:17.8 | X platform, hit the subscribe button, or on the locals platform if you want your politics |
| 1:23.3 | and your comics as well. |
| 1:25.7 | But I want to read you today's comic, because apparently this was missed by the Ukrainian |
| 1:31.2 | flag gentleman, and you can see that it starts with Dilbert just talking to Dilbert |
| 1:38.0 | just talking to his boss there, and he just says, the boss says, Dilbert, I'm transferring |
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