you to do. Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's

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That's some good stuff. Well, it looks like the war is on.

All the big chess pieces being taken off the board before the election. We'll talk about all that,

but the most important story of the day is that Representative Lauren Boebert,

some call her Boebert. I don't know why, but she and her date were ejected from a play because

they were getting, well, apparently they had a number of offences. She was allegedly vaping,

which she says she doesn't remember, but it's on video, so now she remembers.

Maybe she was singing and putting her hands in the air and causing a disturbance. But,

of course, we get to see the videotape of her, she and her date getting very handsy with each other,

very handsy. Did I mention very handsy, like really, really handsy.

But I don't think anybody noticed that because they were kind of, you know,

at least a little bit discreet about that. Did anybody have the same response I didn't

when looking at the video? I may have watched more than once. I may have said to myself,

that looks like fun. I don't know. If somebody was trying to make her look less appealing to voters,

it didn't work on me. All I thought to myself was, she looks like fun.

I have a single negative thought. The vaping and the baking noise during the show. I didn't

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