All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

So Brian was out of town recently and I took the opportunity, the empty house, to have some very naughty fun, which we're

going to be outlining today. But before we get to that, we want to say thank you to cassidy.com for

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