All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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and clicking on the Cassidy banner. It has been a fun week. It's been a great vanilla week. It's been kind of sexy. A few sexy things have happened this week. It's everything from psychic mediums to a little naughtiness to some vanilla activities to... You traveling? Traveling. Yeah, of course, there's always that. Damn, when we put it like that, I'm like, this has been a fucking crazy week.

Yeah, I actually forgot until you mentioned it that I was out of town. I was like, it seems like it was so long ago. It was a week ago, exactly, today. Yeah, it doesn't, I can't even keep track. So anyway, yeah, it's been a hell of a week for sure. We also learned once again, rookie mistake, why we don't go on the strip in Vegas.

Oh, God.

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