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DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Episode 223 - Please Take My Milk!

DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Headgum and Dynamic Banter

Comedy, Recap, Culture, Movies, Steve Zaragoza, Commentary, Comedians, Friends, Tv & Film, Mike Falzone, Society & Culture, Dynamic Banter, Cloverfield

52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The boys discuss milk, and the before times, and a very dangerous water park! There's great bits too. Just listen,

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0:00.0

This is a HeadGum Podcast.

0:30.0

What if you with someone that we're fucking they were so cool every aspect of them was cool and you're like we're gonna go to the bar

0:39.0

They got fucking dancing on Thursdays and your new cool friend is like I would love to go to the bar to dancing on Thursdays

0:45.0

And then you're in there you're like I'm gonna have a great time with my current friend or my brand new friend

0:49.0

But there's absolutely nothing wrong with and then you get in there and the fucking beat is pumping so hard and you get in the middle of the dance floor and the new guy goes

1:00.0

Okay YouTube.com slash the dynamic banter if you want to see what like did but it's gonna get that job

1:11.0

Essentially he was doing like robot hands like imagine C3PO

1:16.0

Elbows, elbows shoulder length. Yeah hands like you're about to grab a basketball

1:25.0

Imagine like a robot Keanu Reeves trying to feel his way around a skateboard

1:32.0

Whoa whoa whoa my friends whoa I would like to I'm at the point where I think I haven't enough friends

1:43.0

Dude I hit that long ago so now it's like you can go out and and

1:50.0

Have a really good first impression with people and really lull them into a sense of like we're front we're friends

1:58.0

And then you go out and you fuck it all up with something like that on purpose for Joe's but the thing is is like

2:07.0

As funny as that is and Mike you're so good at like

2:12.0

When you're a comedian you have to like be you have to be able to like kind of play the room to degrees of like

2:21.0

What you know relate ability like you can't just go up there and be like to keep everybody on the same page

2:27.0

Exactly and everybody can relate to that moment and someone

2:32.0

Inviting the new friend to come out and dance and then they're like

2:38.0

The worst ever everyone can relate to that at some point in their lives, but to me it's like

2:44.0

If you're the people that are like uncomfortable about the bad dancing

2:53.0

Like there's two things here if the person doing bad dancing is joking and it's funny

3:01.0

And you find out later that they're just kind of weird and they do weird shit sometimes they don't think they're doing a good job

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