Episode 222 - Let's Fire One Out

DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

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🗓️ 11 September 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Mike and Steve discuss morning habits, car pranks, graphs and YOUR submissions on the Dynamic Banter subreddit!

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum Podcast.
0:29.5	Let's fire one out. I just fired one out. Oh, man, that's a fun way to start anything.
0:38.5	Great way to start anything. You know, I have a feeling that you know exactly where that
0:45.0	person is coming from if they start a conversation like that. 100%. I had a friend tell me or
0:52.1	rather ask me if I was the type that had to fire one out in the morning before before doing anything.
1:03.8	Before doing anything. Yeah, like first thing you do is fire one out. First first wake up. First
1:11.2	of all. Second of all, brush teeth. No, no, no, you're still in bed. Don't even get out of bed yet.
1:20.0	Right. Well, I keep my quip toothbrush spawn on my night table just so in case I want to be fresh
1:28.7	when I fire one out. Thanks for reminding me because I didn't have the I didn't have the ads up.
1:36.2	So I don't even know what ads were doing today yet. What's this? They sent me a new one. They sent
1:40.8	me a new quip toothbrush and it's a smart brush. It's all black, which is awesome.
1:49.5	I feel like when you see somebody like washing a really expensive car with one of those like
1:56.6	micro fiber cloths. Yeah. Like patting down a Mercedes with a micro fiber cloth. That's what my teeth
2:04.4	look at does. I know the battery power to cloths that vibrate. That's the that's that's the kind of
2:14.8	shit rich people have. Uh-huh. Excuse me. You either got to be rich or have a podcast to know
2:21.6	what micro fiber feels like. Mike, you know the song. Um, dayo, the banana boat song. Uh-huh.
2:31.3	The Beetleju song. The Beetleju song. Song by the wonderful, wonderfully talented Harry
2:39.1	Belifonte. Uh-huh. Is that who it is? Harry Belifonte. That's right. What nationality is Harry
2:46.8	Belifonte? I want to say Argentinian, but I could be wrong. Okay. That's it. That was truly a guess.
2:55.1	My favorite thing about you googling things is that you could hear the keystrokes. Oh, yes.
3:01.3	It's real time figuring things out. But guess what? Only you hear it because this mic is
3:06.1	all right. Oh, we're getting it up. But it's just for you. It's just for you. We're not going to add
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