Episode #2229: Bald Move
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2016
⏱️ 63 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Luke joins the show from the offices of Live Wire Radio, where he's concerned that his co-workers will walk in on him podcasting. He and Andrew discuss Nancy Grace's headline-grabbing interview with some critical radio hosts. Also discussed: Luke's slow evolution into Royal Tenenbaum.
Special thanks to Kelly Kilburn and Morgan Reaves for supporting today's episode!
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | What's happening? Nothing. It's just I think a furry snuck in and then he's |
| 0:03.4 | scratching. What's a furry deal? What's a furry? A furry's simply just someone who |
| 0:07.6 | likes to dress up like an animal with human characteristics. It's a form of |
| 0:10.8 | role play. It's huge. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. But then the |
| 0:13.6 | scratching thing you said, what is that? Scratching is simply light scratching or |
| 0:16.9 | grooming. It's a form of affection. A furry's love to do it. It's fun for |
| 0:20.7 | them. Exactly. We all do it. But I was in the other room and one of them kind of |
| 0:25.2 | bumped into me. I thought the guy was going from my wall, so I turned around real |
| 0:27.9 | quick. It seemed differently. Did he yip or did he if? He said skip and I said no |
| 0:35.1 | my name's buddy. Okay, he yipped. If he yipped, that means hello. If he yips, if |
| 0:39.8 | that happens, well then you got a problem. It's it's you know what might have been |
| 0:42.3 | yip, might have been yip. Well, if it happens again, just go grouf. |
| 0:45.4 | TVTL! |
| 0:50.9 | What's going on? He's gonna get in the room again today. Oh, probably. Yeah. Well, you |
| 0:55.3 | have to say something to him. You guys are not getting any work done. Really? We |
| 0:59.1 | don't think his idea of starting with the catchphrases and working backwards is |
| 1:02.3 | panning out. |
| 1:03.2 | Nuts to you, McGillicuddy. Who ordered the winners? |
| 1:08.6 | B-b-b-b-ribi. Oh my god, man. We have seen some f**k we had never seen before. I |
| 1:14.4 | was just calling to complain because I'm a middle school teacher and all day |
| 1:19.6 | today I had stuck in my head. Daddy, would you like some sausage? |
| 1:23.9 | Mmm. Well, you sure don't talk like a machine. You better finish up that vacuuming. I'm |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TBTL, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of TBTL and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

