I know this is hard to hear, but we need to make some serious decisions about your mother's health.

Let's be honest, she is getting on in years.

Oh, snap.

Okay, I see how it is. I see how it is.

Well, your mama, so old, her last name is Asaurus.

No, Mr. Lewis, it wasn't an insult.

I was just saying that your mother's condition is deteriorating because she's getting older.

Oh, see, that's cold, though. That's a cold word.

Okay, okay, I see how it is.

Hey, yo, your mama, so old, in her history class, they just wrote down what they was doing.

Mr. Lewis, this isn't an insult contest.

Not only is your mother elderly, but also her ability to walk is currently being affected by her weight.

Oh, see, okay, it just got real.

It's so cool. We're going to have a bluegrass band playing 80s pop songs.

We're going to pass out sparklers to all the guests.

Isn't that fun?

I would feel like that pizza.

Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy's unbelievable.

We ran the old couple of pizza guy out of business. People come from all over the place.

Is it true that you can leap over a chair from a standing position?

It depends on the size of the chair.

He can talk, then, Connie.

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