Welcome to election profit makers, guys.

We have some awful news to share.

America's mayor, Rudy Giuliani, the man who saved 9-11, has been indicted in the state of Georgia.

And it gives me no pleasure to report this,

but he will be executed at dawn on Friday.

They are going to hang him and also decapitate his butt cheeks.

And for those of us who love Rudy and have lived in New York under his wonderful mayor mayoral ship.

This is a dark day. Rudy is a good guy. Take it for me. I lived in New York so I can say

Rudy is a great, great guy, a great patriot, a great husband and father, a great lover of liberty,

a friend to all, a man without a prejudicial

bone in his body.

Because he's made out of soup.

Excuse me, who are you?

There's no need for a negative Nancy in this, in this, in this somber moment of reflection

and outrage.

Rudy Giuliani, Friday at dawn, is going to be hung,

and again, then they're going to decapitate both of his butt cheeks. So election profit

makers, we need all wave riders to assemble in Georgia. Fulton County, Georgia on Friday at dawn, we need to prevent this horrible tragedy

from happening. I just have this image of Rudy, um, leaking and then his butt cheeks falling to the

ground. And again, it gives me no pleasure to report this. I wish I didn't have to report this

because it gives me no pleasure to do this. I wish I didn't have to report this because it gives me no

pleasure to do so. And I don't know, I guess it's the rest, for the rest of us, we have to carry

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