Episode #2218: Two Imitations, One Stone
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2016
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Luke got a speeding ticket on his way down to the law offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat this morning. He and Andrew discuss the difficulty of not saying "thank you" when a police officer hands you a ticket. Plus, the complications of maintaining law and order in Antarctica, and why you should never anger the elves.
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| 0:00.0 | Yes, money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life |
| 0:05.9 | When I'm sitting on my yacht. Am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No, I'm going to be thinking about how |
| 0:13.5 | Many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums. I |
| 0:19.1 | Mean I have a yacht, so I obviously did pretty well money wise |
| 0:30.6 | How great you are people don't know how smart you are. These are the smart people |
| 0:37.7 | These are the smart people these are really the smart people and they never like to say it, but I say it and |
| 0:45.3 | I'm a smart person |
| 0:47.2 | These are the smart we have the smartest people |
| 0:51.0 | We have the smallest |
| 0:53.0 | And they know it and some say it but they hate to say it |
| 0:57.8 | But we have the smartest people this need you have to be the smartest guy on the room is |
| 1:04.4 | Off-putting what do you say we go out and get some Carvelle? I got the time if you got the diapers |
| 1:09.5 | He says to miss got me here |
| 1:11.6 | Baby up your butt with a coconut. I think he was prepared to do it |
| 1:17.8 | Except I saw no coconut. Yeah, he had no coconut to write out |
| 1:21.1 | And there's just met them wrong with listening ever |
| 1:25.0 | Listen, you know it's good for you |
| 1:30.0 | That's an actual audio recording of filmery talking to our friend Chris Hayes |
| 1:34.4 | On Martha's Vineyard hi everybody welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be |
| 1:42.1 | Too beautiful to live. Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on? |
| 1:45.7 | Well, it's episode 2,218 in a collector series. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host |
| 1:52.0 | Hello, out our who coming to you from the studios of Walsh Walsh and Dormat |
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