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Welcome back to one of the problem solvers.

I'm really excited to be back with some great friends,

Charmaine, Jack, and Dan, and we're going to present to you a schema case, fever and a returning traveler.

Dan is so happy right now.

I'm happy and terrified at the same time. You know, this just provokes extreme anxiety now because I'm going to be recorded talking about fever and a returning traveler is a first year ID fellow. So I'm hoping that I don't say anything too silly and get kicked out of my fellowship. There's not a whole lot of traveling going on right now.

It's true. The context, the context of this, this will only become relevant years down the road and then you can say to yourself, you know, I was still just a novice.

If you ask me about urine cultures, though, I do get a lot of reps with the urine.

Yeah, I think, Dan, you're reading some great book that we want to hear about it.

So I'm reading this book called Infections of Leisure.

It's my favorite ID textbook where each chapter is basically like a comprehensive list of all the infections you could get from some leisurely activity.

The first, I have the book here,

so I'm just going to read the table of contents, but the first chapter is called. Dan, Dan, Dan,

I don't know if we have enough time for the whole type of content. You guys got to hear this, though.

Infections and intoxications and intoxications from the ocean, risks of the shore.

It's great.

I live in a state of constant paranoia now.

I'm going to say, just like, I don't know if a book about bad things that can happen during leisure activities is what needs to be written for a group of already like mildly type A baseline neurotic individuals like physicians.

You know, it's also might be not a terrible coping mechanism during this COVID era.

If you are missing any of your hobbies traveling, just call the amateur.

And he will tell you all the infections you're not at this

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