Episode 22: The Rock

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film:film Reviews, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.7 • 616 Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Before cracking right on with the Craig years, We take a quick stop off to check in with what can be argued (and is, by us) to be Sean Connery's final Bond film- The Rock! This 1996 Michael Bay movie features Connery playing a quipping british spy, imprisoned for three decades for stealing a microfilm containing, canonically, All the US Government's secrets (Tell me that isn't Bond. I fucking dare you. Pussy). As the only man to ever escape it, Bond must infiltrate Alcatraz along with Nicolas Cage and defuse Ed Harris' VX Gas missiles.Joining us is the always delightful Andrew Law from the Boonta Vista podcast! Find Andrew athttps://twitter.com/IllyBocean And listen to Boonta Vista athttps://twitter.com/boontavista Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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0:00.0	Turn hot. Listen up, ladies. Get the tampons out of your ears and wake the fuck up.
0:06.5	My name is Brigadier General First Class Abigail Thorne. I have been with the best of the best into the worst of the worst and you motherfuckers are the sorriest looking podcast audience I have ever seen.
0:15.7	But don't worry. Over the next 90 minutes, me and my squad of killers will turn you into hard dick war machines.
0:21.8	My I see on this operation is Captain Caldwell Kelly, and you will not so much as take a shit without her say so,
0:28.6	giving us a lift to the theatre of operations as usual from His Majesty's Royal Navy, its Admiral Devon,
0:34.5	and all the way from the Australian S.AS Food to Vista Regiment, it's
0:40.3	Lieutenant Andrew Law.
0:43.4	Fucking hell.
0:46.4	I'm tenning and I'm huss.
0:53.2	Captain Caldwell Kelly, you may carry on
0:55.8	It takes me right back Takes me right back that does to the...
1:13.7	Takes me back to...
1:15.3	Yeah, to the steely-eyed battalion of killers
1:18.7	that was the Dullage College combined cadet force army section.
1:23.6	My word, takes me back to the NRGS, CCF as well.
1:26.9	Good time
1:27.7	Listeners I just want you to know that
1:29.7	As I'm wrapping this blanket around you and feeding you chocolate
1:32.4	Even though I shouted are you in the opening
1:34.9	Even though I shouted are you I still respect you
1:38.7	Yeah this is the podcast that gives you after care
1:43.6	Even though I put that butt plug in you And called you a filthy trap slut Yeah, this is the podcast that gives you aftercare.
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