Episode 22 - Billion Dollar Boys
Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark
Jeremy Chipper
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 October 2023
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
What would you do if you won a billion dollars? The Boys dream of private islands, jet planes, and deep-fried monster trucks! Also: Bag barnacles, Ricky's riddles, and Snoop Dogg's borntday!
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| 0:00.0 | To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to swearnet dot com or download the Swearnet trailer park boys app. |
| 0:07.5 | Fuck off. So we do this guys |
| 0:20.0 | do this guys? |
| 0:22.0 | Yeah? But I'm telling you right now you've got to spend a lot of time in the |
| 0:27.0 | fucking ocean to get burnacles growing on your fucking bag. That's not, you just don't |
| 0:31.5 | go in. Not according to this.. I'm thinking verticals growing shit within 48 hours |
| 0:38.0 | 48 no there's no fucking way |
| 0:40.7 | Boys I was talking a guy that scrapes them off the fucking the bottom of ships down at the |
| 0:46.0 | wharf down to Dartmouth there. No, he said you've got to be in the water for fucking years. |
| 0:51.6 | No, no, not true. Not according to this. No. Man grows |
| 0:55.4 | barnacles on scrotum. He was only in the fucking water 72 hours. |
| 1:03.0 | Well, 70, yeah, that's three days, but I'm just saying, you're just going in and out of the water, |
| 1:07.0 | take a dunk, you're not going home, and it's great barnacles on his scrothed. |
| 1:10.0 | This guy, I know, Charlie Chuckles, He put a dock in his ocean. |
| 1:13.2 | Burnacles on it within two days. |
| 1:15.4 | Well, that's a dock. We're talking about a soft skin. |
| 1:19.4 | We're talking about a nut sack. Like it's got a, what does it go up the bait suit and no he was naked |
| 1:26.7 | he was naked yes he was naked he was doing a spiritual thing so he was in the ocean for three days, staring at the sun and talking to Jesus and what not, and then he realized there was burnacles on his nose. |
| 1:40.0 | Where does a burnacle come from? Is it just swim around and then it attaches itself? |
| 1:43.6 | Or is it? |
| 1:44.6 | We're just like, all right, if we want to get into that, |
| 1:46.7 | because it's like a fucking hard odor shell or something there in, right? |
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