Once, because I hear they have good stuff, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass,

a tanker gel, so it's not in the canteen jugger, flask of vessel of any kind, except for an alien's

spacecraft, and you can join me now for them, parallel pleasure, the dopamine,

you know, the day the thing that makes everything better, it's called the simultaneous

sip, and that happens now, go.

That's good, that's good stuff.

Well, we are a beset with technical difficulties today.

Chief among them, I will not be able to see all the comments on the locals platform today,

but I believe I can see them all on YouTube.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, today I'm going to give you a test. It's a quiz,

and I'm going to tell you a story, you know, what's in the news, allegedly,

and you have to tell me, is it a real news story, or did it come from a Dilbert comic?

Are you ready? Is it a real news story, or did it come from a Dilbert comic? Number one,

artificial intelligence is being added to suicide drones. Go, artificial intelligence

being added to dangerous suicide drones. Real, real or Dilbert comic?

Only one person got it right. Only one person got it right is both.

By coincidence, the Dilbert comic that I just finished writing is about Dilbert's company adding

AI to a suicide drone, and it achieves consciousness and decides it doesn't want to die

after all, which makes it a very bad suicide drone. So what are you going to do if you've got an AI

suicide drone that doesn't want to die? You've got to call Dogbert. Because Dogbert,

he'll talk it off the ledge. And when I say off the ledge, you know, off the ledge.

So yes, it's a true story. In Ukraine, they are adding AI. In Ukraine, the purpose of it

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