Episode 2180 Scott Adams: All The News Is Fake Today But Still Funny. Bring Coffee
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4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 July 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Content:
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Today's fake & funny news
Politics, Xitter, Obama Chef Drowns, Tafari Campell, Recreational Outrage, Bill Kristol, Greg Gutfeld, Jeff Bezos, Ray Epps, Epps Sues Fox News, Nancy Pelosi Insider Trading, NPC Free Will, President Biden, High Quality 2024 Candidates, Dave Rubin, Locals Platform, Devon Archer, Hunter Biden, Biden Crime Family Coverup, Gal Luft, 2000 Mules, Revenge Impeachments, Scott Adams
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization it's |
| 0:06.2 | called coffee with Scott Adams and I think we can say you've never had a |
| 0:10.2 | better time and that time is gonna get better in a moment. Yes we can take it to |
| 0:16.2 | the next level. All you need is a copper mugger glass, a tanker, a chelsea |
| 0:20.7 | and a Kent team jugger flask, a vessel of any kind. Wow there's something very |
| 0:26.5 | loud run running over me like a helicopter or something. But if you'd like to |
| 0:31.6 | take this experience up join me now for the don't be using the day. The thing |
| 0:40.7 | makes everything better. The cymbal tape you set. Go that helicopter took me off |
| 0:51.9 | my pace. Well we'll write back on. All right so is everybody comfortable |
| 0:58.4 | calling Twitter X yet? Have y'all adjusted to that? But I'm noticing that on |
| 1:05.4 | Twitter itself the trending name for X is a combination of X and Twitter which |
| 1:11.1 | they're spelling X-I-T-T-E-R and some people are pronouncing the X like an |
| 1:19.2 | asterish sound. So this is a real thing that happened. In the real world |
| 1:27.9 | Elon Musk who was famous for sending tweets while he was on the toilet like |
| 1:33.8 | literally while he was on the toilet buys the company and then changes his name |
| 1:40.5 | to X but people don't know what to call tweeting if it's X and so the public |
| 1:46.1 | has decided that the name of the company owns his shitter. So the man who |
| 1:52.2 | tweeted from the toilet spent $44 billion to buy a company he renamed his |
| 1:57.8 | shitter. Now he didn't he didn't intentionally rename his shitter but it |
| 2:03.0 | sort of happened. You know it's like President Xi X-I right. So there's that |
| 2:10.9 | that happened. Did you see the story about the Obama's personal chef I guess? |
| 2:17.9 | Drown while paddle boarding, paddle boarding nearby the compound of the |
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