Episode 217: Roswell Part II - It's a Balloon

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4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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It's time for the (alleged) debunking on the wrap up to our Roswell series, as well as alternate theories blaming everyone from the Russians to the Nazis to God to the Devil.

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to, this is the last talk.
0:04.0	On the left.
0:06.0	That's when the cannibalism started.
0:12.0	What was that?
0:14.0	It is a massive spoiler.
0:18.0	I'll tell you why.
0:19.0	Damn, fake beans.
0:21.0	Damn, they're impassable.
0:25.0	That's actually true.
0:31.0	It ends in a chili cook-up.
0:35.0	We're ready to start.
0:37.0	Welcome to the last podcast on the left.
0:41.0	I am Ben Kessel with Marcus Parks.
0:43.0	We got chili cook-up.
0:45.0	If the end of the world is common and you happen to be in a trailer hosted by somebody that used to fake fuck Roseanne.
0:53.0	When you finally get out of that situation, whatever it may be, tense or otherwise,
0:59.0	you are leaving that to go get some fine, fine Houston barbecue.
1:03.0	What happened to the other Darleen, John Goodman?
1:06.0	No, she was consumed.
1:09.0	The other Darleen was chopped up and consumed by that family because that's nobody got to the end of Roseanne.
1:15.0	And the end of the 12th season, however many seasons it is, they have, turns out they are a bunch of delusional cannibal.
1:21.0	But she's so funny with her little chicken in the egg shirt.
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